I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize