so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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