Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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