Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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