living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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