my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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