DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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