i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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