I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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