oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
