god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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