I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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