: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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