Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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