i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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