Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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