Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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