kristin has been a bad kristin
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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