Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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