You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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