do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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