do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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