I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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