It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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