She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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