Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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