farters have to be the big spoon...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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