he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Randomize
