K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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