So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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