Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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