Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
it's like iHOP with fire
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
