The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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