we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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