Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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