How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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