Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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