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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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