I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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