You really coming over, don't trick.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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