it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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