Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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