It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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