we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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