I can tuck mytits in my pants
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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