I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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