I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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