party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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