He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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