I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize