Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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