is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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