what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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