Christians are straight up FREAKS
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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