Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm really busy with my period
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